01 November, 2008
Tsk Tsk...
Well, I am watching the Lord of the Rings movies, Band Of Brothers, and my Family Guys because I got the 3 rings of death on my 360.
I called and their repair system is down... Fuck them... I want to be entertained. Dead Space... I miss you girl.
Eastern Europeans Still Love Jew Killers
I was kidding about the title..., but these shadey eastern bloc muther fuckers are still 18 years behind us. It is an interesting article about FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM and how people wanna relate to it.
Fuck you Miami Viess...
31 October, 2008
30 October, 2008
Samuel L Jackson is Sho’nuff in The Last Dragon Remake
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME!!!!
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME!!!!
Hot Japanese chicks killing zombies!? SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like the WII and Xbox360 have made another way to get a funny feeling in my pants!!!
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
I am pretty sure this game is going to suck, but I think that this kind of marketing will only let me say, "I DEFEND!" in response.
I'll get it and give you all a review.
Enjoy!
Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers
I am pretty sure this game is going to suck, but I think that this kind of marketing will only let me say, "I DEFEND!" in response.
I'll get it and give you all a review.
Enjoy!
Ia R'lyeh!!
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/10/30/eight-arm-animal.html
It appears that aquatic 8 armed monsters pre-date the dinosaurs but then again Will already knew that.
jof
It appears that aquatic 8 armed monsters pre-date the dinosaurs but then again Will already knew that.
jof
Mob Job 009
Why is it that when you get the cool loot that the MOB wasn't kicking you around the zone with it? This is not the way of the Grumpy Mushroom. The way of the Grumpy Mushroom is to fight with any tool or weapon you can beg, borrow or steal.
jof
29 October, 2008
Ninja Assassin (2009)
I don't know if you saw the email, but I wanted to SQUID all over this again.
IT IS A NINJA MOVIE WITH SHO KOSUGI in it!!!! BAH TOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!
Treehouse of Horror
WHY THE FUCK DOES IS COME ON AFTER HALLOWEEN AND NOT ON HALLOWEEN!
I remember being a little kid and rushing through trick 'r treating to watch this holy grail of cartoon Horror. These kids do not know how they are being cheated!!!
This does make me think of a topic. Anyone have any good Halloween stories to tell?
Vagabond 3 in 1
Vagabond 3 in 1
By Takehiko Inoue
Price: $19.99
The cover of the book reads:
Invicible Under the Sun
Real-life figure Miyamoto Musashi was the most celebrated samurai of all time. The quintessential warrior philosopher Musashi authored, A Book Of the Five Rings, a theoretical guide to military strategy still used today. But the path to enlightenment is feudal era Japan was fraught with peril. At seventeen tears of age, Musashi - still known by his childhood name, Shinmen Takezo - was a wild young brute just setting out along the way of the sword.
In the aftermath of the epic battle of Sekigahara, Takezo finds himself a fugitive survivor on the losing side of the war. Takezo's vicious nature has made him an outcast even in his own village, and he is hunted down like an animal. At this crucial crossroad in Takezo's life, an eccentric monk and a childhood friend are the only ones who can help him find his way.
I finished the first of the three books and there is a whole bunch of whip ass. Takezo is one mean muther fucker with his boken. The story is decent with a twist of fucked up as well.
The story beings with Takezo and his best friend Matahachi after their army's loss at Sekigahara. Takezo has convinced the betrothed Matahachi to find glory in battle. The two a trying to gather themselves in the aftermath of the battle and get picked out by a couple of samuari. Short story even shorter, Takezo gets the rage and fucking kills them. After the two kill the samurai, they are met by a little girl who takes them back to her mother. You learn that the two of them are selling the weapons and armor of fallen soliders and samuari of recent battles.
A bandit lord knows that the mother and daughter have the supplies and he wants them. He and his boys go out and try to get them, the problem with that is that Matahachi and Takezo are there to stop him and his prison wallets. Short story even shorter, Matahachi and Takezo get the rage and fucking kill them all.
That is just a small some of the story of the first volume. I'll see if this wets your tastebuds. I think it is really good.
Also when I am doing a review and you see
********************************** Spoiler Alert *******************************
That means I am going to say something about the plot that if you do not want not about it stop reading and look for
******************************* End of Spoiler ********************************
Will write about the next book soon...
Sad Day...
Just is case you did not know the Comic Bookie is going out of business. The last day of another beloved is October 31st. If you know Chris at the comic bookie you should stop by and see him.
Also he has a close out sale going on. Here is Chris' final email about the sale:
Hi Everybody,
The end is near - and we still have a store full of deeply discounted Comics and much, much more! get'em while you can!!!
Friday, October 31st (Halloween) will be our last day open. We will be closed beginning Nov. 1st. I suggest that you take advantage of the Clearance Sale BEFORE Friday, since we will be hauling stuff out of the store on Friday.
CLEARANCE SALE Update:
COMIC BOOKS (New and Old) = 50% OFF regular price (Except New Releases...however, we have added many of previous week's New Releases to the 50% off stock!)
HOT & VINTAGE COMICS = 30% OFF regular price (all Comics behind the counter, in display case, and in Silver Age boxes behind counter)
GRAPHIC NOVELS 25% - 30% OFF regular prices (Except New Releases... and many previous week's New Releases have been added to the sale stock)
MARVEL ESSENTIALS and DC SHOWCASE Graphic Novels = 50% OFF regular price
ACTION FIGURES, STATUES, BUSTS, HEROCLIX, MINI-MATES, PVC FIGURES,
POSTER = 30% OFF regular price
All MAGIC THE GATHERING Theme Decks & MARVEL ULTIMATE BATTLE Decks = $5.00 each (regularly $9.95 - $11.95)
MAGIC THE GATHERING Starter Decks = $10.00 each (regularly $19.95)
BACK ROOM SALE:
Thousands of 50 CENTS COMICS!
Dozens of 1/2 OFF GRAPHIC NOVELS!
Hundreds $1.00 MAGAZINES! (A couple hundred added in the last week)
And lot's of deeply discounted: ACTION FIGURES, POSTERS, TRADING CARDS (Sets & Singles), LITHOGRAPHS, BUTTONS, T-SHIRTS, CARDBOARD STAND-UPS, DISPLAY and PROMO Items and lot's more odds & ends. Alot of NEW stuff added over the last week - and more space added to the backroom sale. MorePOSTERS on display, too! This stuff has got to go - and is priced to move - and we're willing to bargain!
Just a few days left - so stop by real soon!
Open Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, 11am - 6pm.
Some New Releases arrived Wed. (Indy comics and several Graphic Novels, including The Joker Hardcover by Brian Azzarello, League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Black Dossier TP, Empowered Vol. 4 TP, Hellblazer: Family Man TP and more!
Thanks,
Chris
COMIC BOOKIE
comicbookie@msn.com
909-399-0228
The end is near - and we still have a store full of deeply discounted Comics and much, much more! get'em while you can!!!
Friday, October 31st (Halloween) will be our last day open. We will be closed beginning Nov. 1st. I suggest that you take advantage of the Clearance Sale BEFORE Friday, since we will be hauling stuff out of the store on Friday.
CLEARANCE SALE Update:
COMIC BOOKS (New and Old) = 50% OFF regular price (Except New Releases...however, we have added many of previous week's New Releases to the 50% off stock!)
HOT & VINTAGE COMICS = 30% OFF regular price (all Comics behind the counter, in display case, and in Silver Age boxes behind counter)
GRAPHIC NOVELS 25% - 30% OFF regular prices (Except New Releases... and many previous week's New Releases have been added to the sale stock)
MARVEL ESSENTIALS and DC SHOWCASE Graphic Novels = 50% OFF regular price
ACTION FIGURES, STATUES, BUSTS, HEROCLIX, MINI-MATES, PVC FIGURES,
POSTER = 30% OFF regular price
All MAGIC THE GATHERING Theme Decks & MARVEL ULTIMATE BATTLE Decks = $5.00 each (regularly $9.95 - $11.95)
MAGIC THE GATHERING Starter Decks = $10.00 each (regularly $19.95)
BACK ROOM SALE:
Thousands of 50 CENTS COMICS!
Dozens of 1/2 OFF GRAPHIC NOVELS!
Hundreds $1.00 MAGAZINES! (A couple hundred added in the last week)
And lot's of deeply discounted: ACTION FIGURES, POSTERS, TRADING CARDS (Sets & Singles), LITHOGRAPHS, BUTTONS, T-SHIRTS, CARDBOARD STAND-UPS, DISPLAY and PROMO Items and lot's more odds & ends. Alot of NEW stuff added over the last week - and more space added to the backroom sale. MorePOSTERS on display, too! This stuff has got to go - and is priced to move - and we're willing to bargain!
Just a few days left - so stop by real soon!
Open Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, 11am - 6pm.
Some New Releases arrived Wed. (Indy comics and several Graphic Novels, including The Joker Hardcover by Brian Azzarello, League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Black Dossier TP, Empowered Vol. 4 TP, Hellblazer: Family Man TP and more!
Thanks,
Chris
COMIC BOOKIE
comicbookie@msn.com
909-399-0228
New Urban Legend
Dude,
You hear the news? There is a sniper on the loose.
He just targets dumbasses in unseasonal stocking caps and 'trucker' hats.
I wonder if he needs, you know, like ammo or gas money or something.
jof
You hear the news? There is a sniper on the loose.
He just targets dumbasses in unseasonal stocking caps and 'trucker' hats.
I wonder if he needs, you know, like ammo or gas money or something.
jof
Gangsta Gangsta
Its on me... Still I have'n memories of high speeds when the cops crashed... As I laughed push'n the gas as my glocks blast...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7697060.stm
Ha ha.... let me think of the rap I feel she was spit'n... more to come!
28 October, 2008
My Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend 001
Seeing as I now have an imaginary Canadian girlfriend I decided to write a strip about the topic.
jof
Never Sell Yourself Short -- an email excerpt.
Fees for services are a bit incredible at first glance but I will tell you a quick story.
A guy has a factory and the place is shaking itself apart and it is about to explode. He does an emergency call out for a technician. The technician comes in with a ladder and a screwdriver. He sets the ladder up in the main control room, moves a ceiling tile to one side and tightens a screw and everything goes back to normal.
The factory owner tells him, "Wow, that was incredible. How much do I owe you?"
The technician tells him, "$150,000.00."
"That is way too much. All you did was tighten a screw. You better do a line item invoice on that. There is no way I can approve all that expense," said the owner.
"Not a problem," replied the technician as he whipped out his invoice pad. The invoice looked like this:
Don't sell yourself short, smile.
A guy has a factory and the place is shaking itself apart and it is about to explode. He does an emergency call out for a technician. The technician comes in with a ladder and a screwdriver. He sets the ladder up in the main control room, moves a ceiling tile to one side and tightens a screw and everything goes back to normal.
The factory owner tells him, "Wow, that was incredible. How much do I owe you?"
The technician tells him, "$150,000.00."
"That is way too much. All you did was tighten a screw. You better do a line item invoice on that. There is no way I can approve all that expense," said the owner.
"Not a problem," replied the technician as he whipped out his invoice pad. The invoice looked like this:
- Service Call: 1 @ $75.00 per contract
- After Hours premium: 1 @ $200.00 per contract
- Weekend call out premium: 1 @ $300.00 per contract
- Transportation: 1 @ $35.00 per contract
- Knowing which $#@! screw to turn to keep the factory from blowing up:
- 1 @ $149,390.00
- Total: $150,000.00
Don't sell yourself short, smile.
Victory Processions -- an email excerpt.
During the times of the ancient Romans it was the custom that in the chariot with the triumphant hero there would be one who would stand behind them holding a wreath of laurels over the champion's head while whispering in one ear "You are mortal."
These days the roar of the multitude resounds with cries of our mortality and loathing especially upon the gifted and under appreciated. If one is fortunate there will come another who, from time to time, stands behind holding the wreath and whispering "You are magnificent."
These words are neither calculated nor hollow. Nor are they often pleasant and comfortable to hear, and in modern times, as in the times of the Romans, they are both true and necessary.
These days the roar of the multitude resounds with cries of our mortality and loathing especially upon the gifted and under appreciated. If one is fortunate there will come another who, from time to time, stands behind holding the wreath and whispering "You are magnificent."
These words are neither calculated nor hollow. Nor are they often pleasant and comfortable to hear, and in modern times, as in the times of the Romans, they are both true and necessary.
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
She went to see him, and upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.
' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried, the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary rike your ass.'
She went to see him, and upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.
' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried, the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary rike your ass.'
27 October, 2008
Mondays are FUN DAYS!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I think I am going crazy.
Here comes a little slice of sanity...
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair
I think I am going crazy.
Here comes a little slice of sanity...
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair
26 October, 2008
Halloween Party
Well, I am nursing a hangover right now. I definately did well in my rendition of the drunk Kenshi.
Oh crap...
blog out...
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